OUR WIRELESS VILLAGE CONCERT. Mr. A. Lotment: "Would you kindly remove your hat, Madam?""Phew! I ordered an egg—not a 'loud-speaker'!"Mr. Hayrick (who has not visited the Metropolis for many years): "I've yeered a lot about overcrowding in Lunnon, Betsy, but they must be terrible short of bedrooms to be fixing up them risky 'ammocks."