You can see by the expression on Director Millard Webb's face that he doesn't care for brunettes―even of the glorified variety. Now if that were blonde Mary Eaton in the polka-dotted bathing suit―! Incidentally, Director Webb's opus, "Glorifying the American Girl," is going to be something new―a backstage drammer, no less, showing us how the chorus girls really talk. Why not begin numbering 'em? For instance "Broadway Melody" could be X1394, "Broadway" X1993, etc.