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THE POEMS OF BURNS.

EPIGRAM ON ELPHINSTONE'S TRANSLATION OF MARTIAL'S EPIGRAMS.

O Thou whom Poetry abhors,
Whom Prose had turned out of doors,
Heard'st thou that groan?—proceed no further,
'Twas laurel'd Martial roaring murther.

EPITAPH ON A COUNTRY LAIRD, NOT QUITE SO WISE AS SOLOMON.

Bless Jesus Christ, O Cardoness,
With grateful lifted eyes,
Who said that not the soul alone,
But body too, must rise:
For had he said, 'The soul alone
From death I will deliver,'
Alas, alas! O Cardoness,
Then thou hadst slept for ever!

EPITAPH ON A NOISY POLEMIC.

Below thir stanes lie Jamie's banes:
O Death, it's my opinion,
Thou ne'er took such a bleth'rin bitch
Into thy dark dominion!

EPITAPH ON WEE JOHNNY.

Hic jacet wee Johnny.

Whoe'er thou art, O reader, know
That death has murder'd Johnie!
An' here his body lies fu' low——
For saul he ne'er had ony.

EPITAPH ON A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER.

Here sowter Hood in Death does sleep;
To Hell, if he's gane thither,
Satan, gie him thy gear to keep,
He'll haud it weel thegither.