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THE BARBER'S CLEVER WIFE.

ONCE upon a time there lived a barber, who was such a poor silly creature that he couldn't even ply his trade decently, but snipped off his customers’ ears instead of their hair, and cut their throats instead of shaving them. So of course he grew poorer every day, till at last he found himself with nothing left in his house but his wife and his razor, both of whom were as sharp as sharp could be.

For his wife was an exceedingly clever person, who was continually rating her husband for his stupidity ; and when she saw they hadn't a farthing left, she fell as usual to scolding.

But the barber took it very calmly. ‘What is the use of making such a fuss, my dear?’ said he; ‘you've told me all this before, and I quite agree with you. i never did work, I never could work, and I never will work. That is the fact !'

“Then you must beg!’ returned his wife, ‘for I will not starve to please you! Go to the palace, and beg something of the King. There is a wedding feast going on, and he is sure to give alms to the poor,’

‘Very well, my dear!’ said the barber submissively. He was rather afraid of his clever wife, so he did as

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