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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
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I's the Impression one makes by remarking,
"My boy was at Buxton and saw them embarking."
"My boy was at Buxton and saw them embarking."
J is old Jarge; he's 102,
And he's heerd there's a war, but he hopes it bain't true.
And he's heerd there's a war, but he hopes it bain't true.
K is the Kaiser. (Let nobody fail
To notice Napoleon drawn to scale.)
To notice Napoleon drawn to scale.)
L is the Liar I met in the Strand
Who had "charged with the Lancers at Heligoland."
Who had "charged with the Lancers at Heligoland."
M is the Money I keep in my coat
(Now where in the deuce is that 10s. note?).
(Now where in the deuce is that 10s. note?).
N is a Newsboy at work on his "pitch;"
It's the "Eye-witness" boom which has made him so rich.
It's the "Eye-witness" boom which has made him so rich.
O is the Order re "lighting at night"
(My own little house is the fifth on the right).
(My own little house is the fifth on the right).
P's the Professor who gallantly swore
It was Belgian ambition that started the war.
It was Belgian ambition that started the war.
Q is the Quarrel I had with a man
Who called it "Saydong" when I called it "Sedana."
Who called it "Saydong" when I called it "Sedana."