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OUR VOLUNTARY ARMY.
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THE BULL-DOG BREED.
Officer. "Now, my lad, do you know what you are placed here for?"
Recruit. "To prevent the henemy from landin', Sir."
Officer. "And do you think that you could prevent him landing all by yourself?"
Recruit. "Don't know, Sir, I'm sure. But I'd have a dam good try!"
TRAINING IN THE PARK.
Old Gentleman engaged in quiet siesta in Kensington Gardens suddenly wakes to find himself in the above alarming situation and hastily concludes that the Germans have arrived.