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OUR VOLUNTARY ARMY.
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PLAUSIBLE.

Irate Major. "Why don't you come and help me out instead of standing there grinning like a typhoid idiot?"

Scout. "I thought perhaps you was taking cover, Sir?"

THE IMPATIENT WARRIOR.

Territorial (put on sentry over stores). "Arf-past four and no bloomin' war yet!"

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