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OUR VOLUNTARY ARMY.
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THE EMBARRASSMENTS OF WAR.
Outpost Sentry and Enemy's Scout (simultaneously). "Halt! Hands up!"
Sentry. "'Ere! I said it first!"
PROBLEMS OF WAR.
Excited Recruit (on outpost duty for the first time). "Yon man says I'm captured, Sir. Could he capture me, Sir? There was only one of him, an' one of me."