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OUR VOLUNTARY ARMY.
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A CAUTION.

Old Gent (with difficulty). "Now really―Oh!―this dis―graceful crowding―I'm―I'm positive my Gun will Go Off!"

HARD ON COOK.

"The 'orrid mess Master made my kitching in, and hisself too, a-cleaning that there dratted Rifle, after he'd been a booviackin' in the Park."