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The Unspeakable Turk.


HIS MASTER'S VOICE.

The Kaiser (to Turkey, reassuringly). "Leave everything to me. All you've got to do is to explode."

Turkey. "Yes, I quite see that. But where shall I be when it's all over?"

November 11, 1914.


There is, indeed, no health in the Turk.