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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.-November 4, 1914.

THE EXCURSIONIST.

Scene: Ticket Office at ——— (censored).

Tripper Wilhelm. "FIRST CLASS TO PARIS."

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "THEN MAKE IT WARSAW."

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "WELL, WHAT ABOUT CALAIS?"

Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED."

Wilhelm. "HANG IT! I MUST GO SOMEWHERE! I PROMISED MY PEOPLE I WOULD."

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