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TO: JEHOVA YAHWEH
CARE: CELESTIAL HOTEL (SUITE #666)
PRESIDENTIAL TIER, PARADISE

DEAR GOD;

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR CURRENT POSITION AS DIETY
IS HEREWITH TERMINATED DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE STOP
YOUR CHECK WILL BE MAILED STOP PLEASE DO NOT USE ME FOR
A REFERENCE
  RESPECTFULLY,
MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER/OMNIBENEVOLENT POLYFATHER
POEE HIGH PRIEST

APOSTLE ZARATHUD

YOU'RE RIGHT, SON!...IT
WOULD BE A WASTE OF
YOUR KIND OF TALENT TO GO
INTO THE INSURANCE BUSINESS!

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