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THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER
NOT JUNK MAIL
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
OR
How I Found Goddess
And What I Did To Her
When I Found Her

Wherein is Explained
Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
About Absolutely Anything
A jug of wine,
A leg of lamb
And thou!
Beside me,
Whistling in
the darkness.

Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order…
THE BOOK OF UTERUS 1:5