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he crumpled a sheet and threw it across the room, cursing. Brannhard looked away from his screens.
"Trouble, Gerd?"
Gerd cursed again. "How the devil can I tell whether Fuzzies generalize?" he demanded. "How can I tell whether they form abstract ideas? How can I prove, even, that they have ideas at all? Hell's blazes, how can I even prove, to your satisfaction, that I think consciously?"
"Working on that idea I mentioned?" Brannhard asked.
"I was. It seemed like a good idea, but . . ."
"Suppose we go back to specific instances of Fuzzy behavior, and present them as evidence of sapience?" Brannhard asked. "That funeral, for instance."
"They'll still insist that we define sapience."
The communication screen began buzzing. Baby Fuzzy looked up disinterestedly, and then went back to trying to untie a figure-eight knot he had tied. Jack shoved himself to his feet and put the screen on. It was Max Fane, and for the first time that he could remember, the Colonial Marshal was excited.
"Jack, have you had any news on the screen lately?"
"No. Something turn up?"
"God, yes! The cops are out all over the city hunting the Fuzzies; they have orders to shoot on sight. Nick Emmert was just on the air with a reward offer—five thousand sols apiece, dead or alive."
It took a few seconds for that to register. Then he became frightened. Gus and Gerd were both on their feet and crowding to the screen behind him.
"They have some bum from that squatters' camp over on the East Side who claims the Fuzzies beat up his ten-year-old daughter," Fane was saying. "They have both of them at police headquarters, and they've handed the story out to Zarathustra News and Planetwide Coverage. Of course, they're Company-controlled; they're playing it for all it's worth."
"Have they been veridicated?" Brannhard demanded.
"No, and the city cops are keeping them under cover. The girl says she was playing outdoors and these Fuzzies jumped her and began beating her with sticks. Her injuries are listed as multiple bruises, fractured wrist and general shock."
"I don't believe it! They wouldn't attack a child."
"I want to talk to that girl and her father," Brannhard was
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