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BOOK I, CHAPTER XXVI
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lowing solider and stronger food, as Afer shows very plainly in Tacitus.[1] The ambassadors from Samos had come to Cleomenes, King of Sparta, prepared with a fine and long speech, to incite him to war against the tyrant Polycrates. After he had heard them out, he replied: "As for your beginning and exordium, I no longer remember it; nor, consequently, the middle; and as for your conclusion, I do not desire to do any thing about it."[2] An excellent reply that, it seems to me, and haranguers well nonplussed. (b) And what of this other? The Athenians had to choose one of two architects to build a great edifice: the first, being more wily, presented himself with a fine prepared speech on the subject of this undertaking and won favour in popular judgement; but the other, in three words, "Athenians, what this man has said, I will do."[3]

(a) At the height of Cicero’s eloquence many were moved to admiration; but Cato merely laughed at it. "We have," he said, "an entertaining consul."[4] Whether it come before or after, a profitable phrase, a fine stroke of wit, is always in season. (c) If it does not fit what goes before or what comes after, it is good in itself. (a) I am not one of those who think that good rhythm makes a good poem: let him make a short syllable long if he will; about that it matters not;[5] if the conceptions are pleasing, if the mind and the judgement have played their parts well, "There ’s a good poet," I will say, "but a bad versifier," —

(b) Emunctæ naris, durus componere versus.[6]

(a) Let his work be divested, says Horace, of all its divisions[7] and measures, —

  1. See Tacitus, Dialogus de Oratoribus, XIX. The name is Aper. Montaigne misconstrues the text.
  2. See Plutarch, Apothegms of the Lacedæmonians.
  3. See Idem, Political Precepts.
  4. See Idem, Life of Cato. It was not Cicero's eloquence, but his jokes, at which Cato is said to have laughed.
  5. Pour cela, non force.
  6. Of keen scent, but harsh in the composition of his verses. — Horace, Satires, I, 4.8.
  7. Coustures.