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W'Y DE BLACK FOLKS AM SO GOOD
Dere's some w'at says dat de Lawd wuz out
W'en nigger folks wuz made.
De debil he come roun' at dusk
A-shamblin' thoo de shade.
He hed a bucket full o' tar
He'd toted fom below,
En' he melt it wid a red-hot star
'Til he hed it bile' des so.
He went to wo'k en' made a man
De spittin' twin o' paw,
Den sot a 'ooman long beside
Prezackly lak yer maw.
He lef' 'em des outside de gate,
En w'en de Lawd come home
He seed 'em, peart an' biggetty,
A-peerin' thoo de gloam.
Sezee, "Dat debil's at 'is tricks;
I'll stir up one myse'f."
So He ups en' blows on bofe on 'em
'Til he chocked 'em full o' bref.
"Now scoot!" sezee, en' off dey scamps
A-chasin' Brudder Nick,
Who, w'en he seed 'em at 'is heels,
Begun ter holler quick:
"Oh, mercy, Lawd, dear Mistah Lawd!
I is de fooly one.
I mek You sech a fine supprise
En' dis am w'at You done!
Oh, lawsy massy! call 'em off!
Don' sic 'em at mah tail!"
Den hippety-fetchity on he humps
En' leab a cinder trail. .
De Lawd He call dem niggers back,
Den laff Hisse'f plum sick.
"Lib on," sezee, "en' multerply,
En' keep on skeerin' Nick."
En' dat's de w'y ob ev'yt'ing,

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