Love Poems and Others/A Collier's Wife

A COLLIER’S WIFE

Somebody’s knocking at the door
  Mother, come down and see.
—I’s think it’s nobbut a beggar,
  Say, I’m busy.

It’s not a beggar, mother,—hark
  How hard he knocks . . .
—Eh, tha’rt a mard-’arsed kid,
  ’E’ll gi’e thee socks!

Shout an’ ax what ’e wants,
  I canna come down.
—’E says “Is it Arthur Holliday’s?”
  Say “Yes,” tha clown.

’E says, “Tell your mother as ’er mester’s
  Got hurt i’ th’ pit.”
What—oh my sirs, ’e never says that,
  That’s niver it.

Come out o’ the way an’ let me see,
  Eh, there’s no peace!
An’ stop thy scraightin’, childt,
  Do shut thy face.

“Your mester’s ’ad an accident,
  An’ they’re ta’ein ’im i’ th’ ambulance
To Nottingham,”—Eh dear o’ me
  If ’e’s not a man for mischance!

Wheers he hurt this time, lad?
  —I dunna know,
They on’y towd me it wor bad—
  It would be so!

Eh, what a man!—an’ that cobbly road,
  They’ll jolt him a’most to death,
I’m sure he’s in for some trouble
  Nigh every time he takes breath.

Out o’ my way, childt—dear o’ me, wheer
  Have I put his clean stockings and shirt;
Goodness knows if they’ll be able
  To take off his pit dirt.

An’ what a moan he’ll make—there niver
  Was such a man for a fuss
If anything ailed him—at any rate
  I shan’t have him to nuss.

I do hope it’s not very bad!
  Eh, what a shame it seems
As some should ha’e hardly a smite o’ trouble
  An’ others has reams.

It’s a shame as ’e should be knocked about
  Like this, I’m sure it is!
He’s had twenty accidents, if he’s had one;
  Owt bad, an’ it’s his.

There’s one thing, we ’ll have peace for a bit,
  Thank Heaven for a peaceful house;
An’ there’s compensation, sin’ it’s accident,
  An’ club money—I nedn’t grouse.

An’ a fork an’ a spoon he’ll want, an’ what else;
  I s’ll never catch that train—
What a trapse it is if a man gets hurt—
  I s’d think he’ll get right again.