Fugitive Poetry. 1600–1878/The Ill Wind

The Ill Wind.
In debt, deserted, and forlorn,
A melancholy elf
Resolved, upon a Monday morn,
To go and hang himself.

He reached the tree, when lo! he views
A pot of gold concealed;
He snatched it up, threw down the noose,
And scampered from the field.

The owner camo—found out the theft,
And, having scratched his head,
Took up the rope the other left,
And hung himself instead.